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The night before I left, I cooked up a bunch of hard-boiled eggs to
take with me. It was going to be a long trip. I hoped I remembered everything.
I was up early the next morning, August 28th. Breakfast was a can of V-8. I finished loading stuff in the van, and cooked up a serving of tomato soup, which I stored in my thermos. Friday morning, the air was cool, the sky partly cloudy as I headed out at 7:35. I got on the Creek Turnpike headed west. Traffic was pretty thick until I crossed the river, then it thinned out considerably. It was just after 8 when I passed the Kellyville exit on the Turner Turnpike. The sky got even cloudier as I passed Bristow. When I drove past the turnpike food plaza at 8:22, the air smelled like rain. |
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I took off at 2:30. It was still 60 miles to Amarillo. I crossed the
Donley County line, and a mile from the Grey County rest stop I found the
Donley County rest stop, just as big and fancy. Interstate 40 seemed to
cross several county lines in the next few miles. The big cross at Groom
came into view; it would be another five minutes before I drove past it.
Three hundred forty-seven miles from home, I stopped at the Love's truck
stop for some gas. At 3 PM, I was still two and a half hours away from
Tucumcari. There was a museum I wanted to see there, but it didn't look
like there was any way I'd get there before 5 PM. Then I realized: New
Mexico was on Mountain Time-- I'd gain an hour when I crossed the border.
It was just about 3:30 when I got to Amarillo. Coincidentally, I had been
listening to my MP3 player, and Jerry Jeff Walker's "London Homesick Blues"
came on just as I entered town.
At Exit 77, I could have stopped at a truck stop called the Jesus is Lord Travel Center ("free WI-FI"), but instead I stopped down the road at the Big Texan steakhouse, not because I wanted to try their 72-oz steak contest but because they had a penny crushing machine. It offered four different designs. On the wall near the machine was a list of people who had recently won the free steak challenge. One guy commented: "That was great-- let's never do that again." A winner from Norway said simply "It was okay." Back on the road again, I passed the Cadillac Ranch at Exit 60, but I didn't stop. |
As I ate in the fading light, I noticed a jackrabbit, big as a cat,
sitting in the grass not 20 feet from me. He didn’t seem scared of me at
all. As the Sun went down, a big Sunseeker RV pulling a boat eased its
way into the space across the road from me. I met the driver on my way
to the bathrooms. His name was Hal, and he and his friends were meeting
up for a weekend at the lake. He said he hadn’t been back for a couple
of years. Hal used to be a scoutmaster, and brought his troops up there
to camp out all the time. It turned out there was a cove at the bottom
of the hill where the scouts could launch their canoes, fish from their
canoes, tip over their canoes… good times. One of the kids he taught grew
up to be the new scoutmaster. I found the bathrooms at the crest of the
hill. No showers. There was a water fountain where I filled my canteen.
I tried to find memorable landmarks in the campsite. I needed to be able
to find the bathroom in the dark. The waxing Moon rose high in the sky
as night fell. I dozed off and briefly woke up at 11. Some girls camping
a dozen or so yards away and shrieking with laughter woke me up again at
1. When I woke at 3 AM to go to the bathroom, the Moon was gone, and stars
above were glorious. I fell back asleep concerned about money.
That night, I dreamed I was at a fancy party at a huge mansion.
Everyone seemed to be having a great time, but I kept noticing signs of
disrepair: rotten wood, holes in walls, and a car half-sunk in a pool.
Back inside the house, a big dinner was going on, while the next room was infested with spiders, rats and those crawling alien bluegill things from "Next Generation." The breaking point was when a wiener dog crawled up out of the floor… |
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LINKS
Stafford Air & Space Museum Mesalands Dinosaur Museum Route 66 Museum |
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